December 11, 2002 at 12:31 PM ET
The Leaky Cauldron
You got one. Our editor Heidi Tandy has officially lost it, but she lost it with such flair that we're willing to pay for her mental bills. She has composed a TLC battle cry to be sung to the tune of "One Day More" from the hit musical Les Miserables. Don't ask - we don't know either. But it's funny as all heck.