She rates items on a custom scale of "rubbish-ness" and begins with the recent untrue articles about Professor Lockhart being modeled after her ex-husband.
STARTING TO SMELL:
True in essentials, but exaggerated or distorted
Grain of truth obscured by thick crust of inaccuracies
Untruth that turns up with monotonous regularity
Old untruth that resurfaces unexpectedly
No idea how this made the papers (occasionally funny, though)
Hurtful, does damage
Update: The Leaky Cauldron has instructions on how to access certain new hidden features on the site as well.